Everyone has them: odd habits. Mine is to take a giant leap every time I want to lie me down to sleep. I start out in the hall way, push off in our bedroom, and jump with all my might into our bed. I háve to do this, you understand. Otherwise the monster beneath our...
I found some realy cute panties that were on sale. Only 40 cents a piece! They have useful sayings on them I would like my husband to read: 'Turn back while you still can!' , 'All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep!' and 'Don't mess with the panties'. But now I find...
Today I abandoned my trusty Birkenstocks in favor of a pair of shoes that actually have heels. I have to say, I feel kinda different! One might almost say I feel 'feminine'. Even my walk is different. Granted, my new walk is due to pain, but it really is quite elegant! And as my mom...
When you send your kids off to summer camp, many a parent feels a bit weepy and worried. 'What if he doesn't like it there? Will she make friends? What if she gets homesick?' But seldom do you worry about a madman disguising himself as a policemann, who then starts to shoot the kids! It's...
'All my friends agree with me!' Wordless Wednesday
Wordless Wednesday
On one of my other blogs, I once got this really mean comment. Someone commented she was sorry for my kids, because they had me for a mom! It really hurt my feelings, even though I didn't know this person. Luckily I stumbled across this song, and it made me realize: 'There's always an a-hole...
Through the years, I'ld like to think that I have grown, both as a person and as a mom. So I made this cartoon to show you, how I've evolved as a mom!
Let's say, each of my five kids leaves the living room one time per hour. That would mean the living room door opening, and nót closing behind them, every twelve minutes. Which means me screaming: 'Close the &;%$# door behind you!' five times an hour. But of course my kids don't leave the living room...
