A mom's journey is filled with boobytraps and bad jokes. The joke is on mom: mom jokes For example: Do you know the one about the mom who went to the toystore, to get her child the toy said child had whined about for months? When she got home, her kid didn't like it. Hahahaha....
Why isn't there a symbol for movies that warns: 'Totally Unsuitable For Moms'?! There I was, innocently tuning into a series called Love my Way, a big bowl of potato chips on my lap. But just as I crammed the first fistful of chips into my mouth, the eight year old girl of one of...
Dear family and friends, and vague acquaintances. We are gathered here today, to say our final farewell to Babyborn. Despite a very clear user manual, someone found it necessary to give Babyborn a bubble bath. Babyborn was a loner, and sometimes months went without any word from her. But Babyborn wasn't a natural loner, she...
Who says the career path of a stay-at-home-mom is a dead end dirt track?! I stand here before you, a proud women, because I have just reached the status of Santa Clause! New status! 'Do you know how much I love you mommy?' my youngest son asked. 'Just as much as I love Santa Clause!'...
When my children were little they often had more fun with the boxes than the actual toys. Turns out, boxes are fun even when they're teenagers! Playing with boxes : ) These pictures are bittersweet These pictures are bittersweet. Because the box contained a really big suitcase. My daughter (the one in the red pants)...
If I were a cake, I would probably look like like this. Plain, not all there, and a bit messy... But an effort was definitely made! Make sure you don't miss any posts on Momfever! Enter your email address: Delivered by FeedBurner
Even though sometimes I miss seeing my daughter in the flesh, after she moved from the Netherlands to England there are also some perks! Like having Mother's Day twice. Why I get to celebrate Mother's Day twice In the Netherlands Mother's Day is celebrated somewhere in the month of May. But in the UK the...
'I'm gonna quit Jan,' I told my son and let myself fall on his bed. The same bed I had just changed. Jan grinned a bit. The work of a mom is neverending 'My work as a mom doesn't pay, it never ends, and I never get to have a vacation. That's why I quit.'...
'Guess who this is?' my eldest daugher said, and looked around with the frightened look of a rabbit caught in the headlights of a really big van. 'Mommy, when she goes out to visit someone!' I gritted my teeth, but the fun wasn't over yet. 'Wait, I'll do another one!' And this is mommy after...
I was slaving over a hot stove, trying to do the dishes at the same time. When I had a chance I quickly ran upstairs, to stuff the dirty laundry in the washing machine. Then I ran downstairs again to check how the potatoes were doing. I was tired, sweaty and fed up. Mommy, can...
