Consider the fact that your kids are free, to mean that yóú are free too. So no more doing the laundry, or the dishes and stuff. After all: it's yóúr vacation too! Silently expect your husband to pick up your slack. After all, if he really loves you he should know what you need from...
Have you ever heard of the expression: 'Don't be a cow?' It means something along the lines of: 'Don't be so unpleasant'. I don't know where it comes from, because cows seem alright to me! They're neither particularly friendly, nor hostile, they're just cows being cows. They're munching their grass, waiting to be turned into...
I'm happy to report I had a happy Mother's Day, thanks to me, myself and I. I devoted precious time to lobbying for good presents, and it paid off. Then came Father's Day, and hubby had not put any effort into the promotion of himself. So the only child who offered him a present was...
I'm not a big fan of jokes, but this one made me laugh so hard it took me an hour to type up, I was laughing so hard. A woman gets on the bus with her child. The bus driver says to her: 'Wow, that is one ugly child you have there!' The woman is...
I know it's not 'cool' to like Country and Western songs, but I just love the stories they tell. Take for example 'It's too late' by Rodney Carrington, in which the sweet melody doesn't match the words at all! But at least in this duet, marriage vows are still considered sacred. It's Too Late by...
When people google you, what do they find? Do they find information telling them about your latest discovery on how to get kids to clean up their rooms? Or about you inventing a groundbreaking device turning hubbies all over the world into solicitous men? Or do they find a picture of you looking drunk, with...
Wordless Wednesday
This song is for all my 542 followers, who fail to follow me. Just listen to Ricky Nelson telling you how it's done! You hear? It's easy!
Sometimes I picture them standing there: this big group of people. Fivehundredandfortytwo, to be exact. They're following me. Or are they? When I look at my statistics I sadly shake my head and I say to myself: 'They must have gotten lost!' I believe this to be The Followers Myth. Somehow, somewhere, the idea got...
