Until death mercifully do us part!

I know it's not 'cool' to like Country and Western songs, but I just love the stories they tell. Take for example 'It's too late' by Rodney Carrington, in which the sweet melody doesn't match the words at all!

But at least in this duet, marriage vows are still considered sacred.

It's Too Late

by Rodney Carrington

(M)-When we first met, we made love every hour.
Nowadays I always have to beg.
(W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack.
Nowadays it looks more like a keg.

It's too late now, we're married, till we're dead and buried.
You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you.
Baby it's too late and there’s nothing we can do.
We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts.
I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

(M)-When we first met our love was like a flower.
Now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
(W)-When we first met, our love was strong and growing.
Now it's short, and shriveled like your dick!

It's too late now, we're married,
till we're dead and buried.
You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you.
Baby it's too late and there’s nothing we can do.
We took our vows, and we're both sorry now.
I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

(M)-Now I share a checking account, and half my money’s gone.
(W)-I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
(M)-I got someone to nag at me, and tell me how to drive.
(W)-Now my life is over, but my body’s still alive.

You're stuck with me, what did we do?!

(M)-Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
(M)-Yeah the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
(W)-The kids aren’t yours, and I'm still stuck with you.