Low maintenance woman!

DoorNicole Orriens

low maintenance woman

I'm very low maintenance, you know!' I like to tell my husband.

'I don't desire expensive holidays or expensive clothes. Just give me a Big Mac or two, or three, or maybe four, and I'm a happy woman.'

You're very lucky with me as your wife

And to make sure he gets my drift, I add: 'You are one lucky guy, having me as your wife!' Then my husbands starts looking nervous, and like he's got a bad tooth ache.
'All I ask is a nice compliment that I'm really cheap!' I whine.

But that costs my husband too much to say.

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  2. Same here...I'd take food over jewelry and clothes any day! If I were to choose between a diamond ring and a brownie fudge sundae, I'd choose the sundae! Then again, if I chose the ring I could pawn it then I could get me 100 sundaes!!!

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  7. I'm low maintenance too. I love the little things. Sometimes the little things are bigger than we know.
    Thanks so much for sharing this with Sweet Tea & Friends this month sweet friend.
    {{Hugs}}

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