It was early morning. I was in the shower enjoying some quiet time. Feeling the warm water cascading down my body, cherishing the feeling of being alone. No one else around.
Then suddenly I heard that telltale sound of a door opening, followed by an icy cold swish of air. Then: ‘Hiiiiiii honey. Are you enjoying your shower?’
That’s when I remembered: ‘Right, hubby has a day off…’