Do I look like I'm omniscient?

Though my Godlike status of omniscience is flattering, I find it mostly tiring!

Especially when the kids are home from school.

Do I look like I'm omniscient?

As soon as the kids get out of bed it starts with: 'What's for dinner today, mommy?' Followed closely by:

  • Are we there yet?
  • Mommy did you see my: pants/shoes/swim suit/book/brain?
  • How much further mommy??
  • Can I watch tv?
  • Are we going for a swim today?
  • Are we going to Disneyland? Can we go out for a picnic?
  • Can I have Big Mac instead of a boring sandwich?
  • Can I have a Hamburger then, instead of a boring sandwich?
  • Why do you always say 'no'?
  • What's the weather like today?
  • Can I wear my snowboots?
  • What time is it?
  • Is it dawn yet?
  • Is dinner ready?
  • Can I have a pet?
  • Can I have a Nintendo 3D?
  • Can I have an Xbox?
  • Can I have five friends over? You know the ones diagnosed with ADHD?
  • How many weeks of School Vacation are left mommy?
  • Mommy, don't you think School Vacation goes by way too fast?

In answer to my own question: 'Yes'.
In answer to the kids' last question: 'NOOOO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!'

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  1. That sounds just about right...I think for one child, you average about 30 questions a day assuming they sleep for 8 hours and are only awake for 16 hours. That's about 2 questions an hour. I have 3 kids. That would make it about 90 questions a day for me, but good thing my 1 year old doesn't talk much yet, so I still have my sanity at only 60 questions a day.

  2. LOL! I'm so glad my son doesn't talk yet! But then again, I can't wait for him to ask me those things. Guess i'll just have to wait and find out how annoying it really is though!

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  3. I can relate to this post so well as I have 4 little kiddos that drill me with questions 🙂 These are the best years of our life, questions and all! 🙂 Thank you for linking up to NOBH! Great to have you link up!

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