Dear family and friends, and vague acquaintances. We are gathered here today, to say our final farewell to Babyborn. Despite a very clear user manual, someone found it necessary to give Babyborn a bubble bath.
Babyborn was a loner, and sometimes months went without any word from her. But Babyborn wasn’t a natural loner, she become one, due to gross neglect.
Usually she found a friend in Barbie. But lately even Barbie wasn’t there for her, because she was suffering a personal crisis. Someone had deemed it necessary to give her a very short haircut, an Barbie was having a hard time coming to terms with her crew cut.
So, farewell Babyborn. We probably won’t miss you, because we forgot all about you when you were still with us.