The love of a good wife
Today my husband came home, and whispered in the tones of a dying man:
'I don't feel so well… I may have caught the flu.'
My first thought was: 'Tough! You'll just have to keep going, just like I do!'
But then it hit me: if hubby was home, then I could make a break for it!
Why don't you have a nice lie down honey!
So I tenderly told him: 'Why don't you have a nice lie down honey, and tomorrow you'll call in sick. You can lie on the couch with a blanket, and watch the kids, while I pop out. It will give me a chance to do some grocery shopping, go to the library, and perhaps have a nice quiet lunch with me, myself and I.
I suddenly feel much better
For a while my husband stayed silent. Then he said, in a much stronger voice than before:
'What do you know?! I suddenly feel much better! I do believe I'll go to work tomorrow, for some peace and quiet.'
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I do not know what your husband does but maybe he could take them with him, my sister's husband does that when she is on a trip, sometimes with all 5 girls. I do not know what they do but they go. I guess during the weekend you can try to get some quiet time, taking time for yourself.
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Ha ha..This is such a lovely one..:)
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LOL!!!! Sounds sooo familiar! After I post this comment, I'll be your newest follower. I look forward to more visits.
LOL, OMG! You have me in stitches with this one. I know this scenario so well. You've inpsired me to write about it (perhaps in a day or two). I have to say though, you are suave, my inner harpie would have come out at that statement, but I'm still mommy new to mommyhood and still getting my head around being a wife... even though its been 5 yrs :0) Thanks for making me laugh and showing me how it's done ;0)
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You are truly funny! I have loved looking around your blog and reading your posts! I am sure if I said this to my husband he would be going to work sick or not as well!
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That is so funny! This is so typical of men lol!
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What a hoot! He knows where it's safe!
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Isn't that just the luck? Just when you think you're gonna break away... the scum backs out! LOL Nah, I can't complain, I actually got a good one! 😀
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A mother's job is never done. Been there and done that. Nice to know all mom's have something in common!
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I agree with Debra, a mother's job is never done. We are always doing something. Thank you for sharing your post at The Crazy Little Lovebirds link party #40.
This is too funny!!! I do hope he is feeling better though?
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