Last night I had a terrible nightmare, about the end of the world. This big tsunami swept over our house and took everything with it. And I remember being angry with God because obviously, he hadn’t kept up his end of his bargain with Noah.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, I then dreamt I went to the bathroom in the early morning hours, and hubby shouted: ‘Did anyone order a naked man?’
And in my sleepy state I replied: ‘Yes, I did.’
Pleasantly surprised hubby ran up to me and positioned himself in front of me, and I stared right into his one eyed snake.
Then I realized: this isn’t a dream.
So I quickly pretended I was sleepwalking, because some jobs, I’m only up to in the daytime.