Gold Digger

'I had a dream,' my husband told me at breakfast. 'I was walking past a slot machine, and I happened to pull the handle. And I won a million bucks!' The dreamy look in his eyes reminded me of the time he heard there would be another season of Star Trek. Then his eyes fell...

Father's day

I'm happy to report I had a happy Mother's Day, thanks to me, myself and I. I devoted precious time to lobbying for good presents, and it paid off. Then came Father's Day, and hubby had not put any effort into the promotion of himself. So the only child who offered him a present was...

Say something nice?

I was starving for some positive reinforcement, so against my better judgement I asked hubby: 'Please say something nice to me?' In my defense: it had been a very long day, and the kids had been awful! Hubby immediately got that familiar deer-in-the-headlight look, while I waited patiently. Minutes went by, and the silence got...