Now that the dust of Summer Vacation has fínally settled, I took some time to look around me and perhaps smell some roses.
And the first thing I saw, was hubby. He looked kind of dusty and neglected, so I decided to do some work on our relationship.
Considering both my mom and Dr. Laura, say the way to please a man is through good food and sex, and we were all out of food, I decided it would be great idea to do the Soca Dance! In my mind I saw myself dancing in one of those very short skirts, gyrating my buns into his crotch. Or perhaps his belly, because he’s not very tall…
I got all fired up and presented the idea to hubby. But instead of jumping for joy with such a great wife, he said he had a headache and ‘didn’t want to’.
So I fear I’ll have to make a trip to the supermarket to get some food.
Look at what hubby is missing out on!