All is silent. The leaves on the trees are gently moving in the wind, while a breeze whispers promises of sunshine and delight. My grandma's roses silently bow their head, to the buzzing of the bees. There is silence. But then suddenly the silence is shattered by a loud 'BANG!!!'It's the hubster, trying to scare...
Act like you weren't just bórn yesterday, but like you also just moved in yesterday. Kitchen?! Where's that? Don't hold your farts. Let them rip! As soon as you spot your wife looking tired, quicky yawn loudly while proclaiming: 'Geez, I'm soooo tired. I'm so glad I can depend on you to pull my weight...
I think it's safe to say my husband and I have very different decorating tastes. This wouldn't be a problem if only my husband would give me free reign when it comes to decorating our home! Unfortunately he insists on having his say, and adding his two cents. Which, if you ask me, are not...
'I had a dream,' my husband told me at breakfast. 'I was walking past a slot machine, and I happened to pull the handle. And I won a million bucks!' The dreamy look in his eyes reminded me of the time he heard there would be another season of Star Trek. Then his eyes fell...
I tell my hubby often: 'I'm very low maintenance! I don't need expensive vacations, I drewl over a Big Mac and I buy my clothes second hand on eBay!' And just to make sure he gets my point I add: 'You are one lucky guy!' Then hubby goes all skittish on me, and I see...
It's a wellknown fact: after Summer Vacation divorce rates go up. Apparently it can be quite stressful to have the love of your life around you all the time. It's all very well to promise: 'for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health,' but no one said anything about...
I'm happy to report I had a happy Mother's Day, thanks to me, myself and I. I devoted precious time to lobbying for good presents, and it paid off. Then came Father's Day, and hubby had not put any effort into the promotion of himself. So the only child who offered him a present was...
Even though we've been married for almost 18 years, I still look out of the window with longing. Waiting for hubby to come home. Sometimes I even walk into the street, just to see if I can see him coming. My heart is always yearning for his arrival. And then, when the moment arrives, and...
My youngest daughter drew a picture of me and my husband. We're standing hand in hand, and between our heads there's a floating balloon. I was pleasantly surprised. Obviously, we make quite a loving, and harmonious couple! But then she said: 'That was before you had us, mummy!'
