My husband and I wage a silent battle about who works the hardest, and who's the most tired. But apart from that, we fight about who can cook the best soup. Bland versus spicy Hubby says his soup tastes the best, but I think it's more bland than Tinkiewinkie without his red purse. So I...
Hubby likes to show his love for me, by physical contact. He likes to visit my side of the bed, and then wrench his clammy foot between my warm legs. And if that's not an option, he wants to at least put his hand on my shoulder. Just so I know that he's there. Sweet...
It was early morning. I was in the shower enjoying some quiet time. Feeling the warm water cascading down my body, cherishing the feeling of being alone. No one else around. Then suddenly I heard that telltale sound of a door opening, followed by an icy cold swish of air. Then: 'Hiiiiiii honey. Are you...
Tomorrow is my husband's and mine 21st wedding anniversary! I can't believe it's been 21 years since we tied the knot, and started our journey through the muddy seas of holy matrimony. I figured I should get my husband something, to celebrate this milestone. But what?! He's already got all the Star Trek dvd boxes...
Most men nowadays help around the house these days. After all, two feminist waves have left their mark! It's hard to stay a male chauvinist male pig with so much pressure nót to be. However there are still some men around who simply don't séé it. They may not even realize you'ld appreciate some help...
For weeks I've been nagging my husband to mow the lawn. And today he finally did. But he's doing it in his bathrobe… Oh well.
If you're a blogger you get all kinds of requests. Like people offering you guestposts out of the goodness of their heart. All they ask in return is a small link to their gambling website. It's nothing, really. But last week I got a new kind of offer, asking me if I'ld like to pose...
All is silent. The leaves on the trees are gently moving in the wind, while a breeze whispers promises of sunshine and delight. My grandma's roses silently bow their head, to the buzzing of the bees. There is silence. But then suddenly the silence is shattered by a loud 'BANG!!!'It's the hubster, trying to scare...
Act like you weren't just bórn yesterday, but like you also just moved in yesterday. Kitchen?! Where's that? Don't hold your farts. Let them rip! As soon as you spot your wife looking tired, quicky yawn loudly while proclaiming: 'Geez, I'm soooo tired. I'm so glad I can depend on you to pull my weight...
I think it's safe to say my husband and I have very different decorating tastes. This wouldn't be a problem if only my husband would give me free reign when it comes to decorating our home! Unfortunately he insists on having his say, and adding his two cents. Which, if you ask me, are not...
