My personal art collection: Early Primitives

Hi, we're Bert, Barry and Brian! My cousin Hank is a butcher by trade. He's got his own pen. Usually he's got about three pigs in there, having a great life. And when they're nice and fat, my cousin Hank takes them on a trip, and butchers them. And then the whole family eats them....

A code orange alert has been issued today, warning moms across the country for School Newsletters Avalanches! Thousands of School Newsletters Avalanches are expected in all states, and moms are advised to stay home, and lock all the doors. If moms háve to go out, it's important they adjust their personal plans. An expert explains:...

 ... wear clothes that are uncomfortable! Which is why I like mine elasticated!

  There's a beautiful fairy in my garden! She's wearing a floral dress and flowers in her hair. She's my youngest daughter.

Dutch prime minister Rutte is known for being down to earth and kind of laid back.  He still drives an old Saab, and lives in an ordinary upstairs apartment. Once a week he teaches social studies at a local high school. The way he addresses the corona crisis is down to earth too. And sometimes...

I was outside, minding my own business, trying to get some good shots with my Huawei smartphone of the dead flowers surrounding our front door. Because I wanted to take a picture to remind myself of the fact that those dead flowers will florish come Spring. Anyway, there I was, taking pictures like there was...