Once upon a time there was a little boy, who dreamt of his very own computer tablet. Every day he counted his pennies, and then one day he said: 'I'm only 5 dollars short!' When his opportunistic mommy heard this, she immediately hatched a plan. She went to the little boy and in her sweetest...
A mom's journey is filled with boobytraps and bad jokes. The joke is on mom: mom jokes For example: Do you know the one about the mom who went to the toystore, to get her child the toy said child had whined about for months? When she got home, her kid didn't like it. Hahahaha....
It can be the cause of many a spousal fight, and can even lead to the demise of a marriage. That ultimate question about the right way to hang the toilet paper: 'Should the paper hang over or under the roll?' There have been cases reported of husbands sneaking into the bathroom, to hang the...
I felt like challenging my mind, so I was reading a woman's magazine, and stumbled upon an article about choosing the right bathing suit. And it made me wonder: 'How dumb do they think we are?!' Because they offered this tip: 'Need a new bathing suit? Don't buy a model that is too tight, because...
I don't like people phoning me. I'm an email kind of girl. Please don't phone me; send me an email! With emails I get the chance to gather my thoughts, and come across as an intelligent human being. Catch me on the phone, and I look like a blubbering fool, agreeing to things I don't...
My aunt Mary gave me an Amaryllis. She knows me well, so she gave me one that doesn't even need water! I don't have to do anything at all. I love it! The reason it's so low maintenance is that they covered the bulb with some kind of wax! No more tender loving care left...
It's 2025! A whole new year lies ahead! So I started saying: 'Happy new year!' but then I stopped and thought: 'Wait a minute. That's not very realistic, is it. No one can be happy all the time.' Wouldn't it be better to wish for something that's kind of universal. That will help you get...
According to T.S. Eliot April is the cruellest month. But for a lot of people, January gives April a run for its money! January: bleak, grey and empty Because January is the month that has Blue Monday in it. It's also the month when Winter has only just begun, and Spring is still far away....
My husband gets a Christmas package from his work. My daughter gets a Christmas package from her work. I, however, get no Christmas package from my work. Because as a SAHM, I'm supposed to be satisfied with love and kisses. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't appreciate being paid with love. But...
Concerning: Disqualification from Mom of the year award Dear sir, mrs, We regret to inform you that you have been disqualified from the Mom of the Year election. You have been found guilty of gross negligence, and unforgivable nonchalance. Guilty of not thoroughly reading the school newsletter By nót thoroughly studying the school newsletter, ánd...
