Since our move I've taken to folding the laundry on the kitchen table. Unfortunately this is just one stage of the process of doing laundry. In fact, after doing lots of research I've concluded there are 7 stages! And each stage carries with it, the risk of stagnation! The 7 Stages of Doing Laundry Going...
I love chocolate, and I love cheese. But the two together? I'm not so sure... And neither is comedien Jennifer Saunders in this funny rant! Have you tried Philadelphia with Cadbury? Does it sound appealing to you?
Apart from my student days, when I lived in an student flat, I have always had an open plan kitchen. And I'm not even a fan! I mean, why would you wánt people to see you pottering about, trying to create a meal? Not to mention the fact that a week later, people may come...
I was watching this documentary about a big family, of 12. The dad, who looked extremely relaxed, explained how he kept it all together. I was at the edge of my seat, waiting for the words that would change my life. Finally, I was gonna find out how to stay relaxed amidst chaos, and kids...
Six hours, that's how long my eldest daughter's very first Relationship lasted. But when her new love felt the need to publish his love for her on Facebook, with some heartfelt lines, she ended it immediately. 'And he even wanted to see me every day!' she explained, looking exasperated. An hour later a message appeared...
The kids were playing house, with some new kids they'd met in the nearby playground. My son told one of the girls in his most masculine voice: 'Well Mother, I'm heading off to work!' And 'Mother' replied tenderly: 'And I'll start cooking!' Then she leaned over and whispered: 'And by the way: 'What's your name?'
Let's say, each of my five kids leaves the living room one time per hour. That would mean the living room door opening, and nót closing behind them, every twelve minutes. Which means me screaming: 'Close the &;%$# door behind you!' five times an hour. But of course my kids don't leave the living room...
For years I let myself be inspired by the hairdo's of pesky little soap stars. You know those little boys who go from baby to toddler, to teenager with a drug habit, and then turn 21. All in two weeks. So for years my boys sported longish hair. But today I looked at the straggly...
A code orange alert has been issued today, warning moms across the country for School Newsletters Avalanches! Thousands of School Newsletters Avalanches are expected in all states, and moms are advised to stay home, and lock all the doors. If moms háve to go out, it's important they adjust their personal plans. An expert explains:...
It's one of those Mom Mysteries, how the kids manage to get their poop in those far away places I find it. They really are the champions of Projectile Pooping. So obviously, I think it's a damn shame Projectile Pooping isn't part of the Olympics, because I really fancy their chances for that golden plack!...
