Six hours, that’s how long my eldest daughter’s very first Relationship lasted.
But when her new love felt the need to publish his love for her on Facebook, with some heartfelt lines, she ended it immediately.
‘And he even wanted to see me every day!’ she explained, looking exasperated.
An hour later a message appeared on the Facebookpage of her ex: ‘Abandoned already’. I feel this boy has got a great future ahead of him as a writer of Country and Western songs!