Sex education, also known as the Birds and the Bees

DoorNicole Orriens
sex education

Did I tell my kids about the birds and the bees?

'Now did I, or did I nót, tell the kids all about the birds and the bees?' I often wonder. But because my kids ask a lot of questions, usually when I'm trying to enjoy my meal, I decide: 'I'm sure I did!'

I think I did....

Instead of overwhelming them with a big powerpoint presentation, I offer my kids sexual education, the way I do most things: in between running around, and doing chores. And isn't that the most natural way to do it? That way I won't make a big thing of it, but they're well educated anyway.

Helpful video

Nevertheless, all help is welcome, so I was much obliged by this practical video! In one swell swoop it offers a solution for all those unpleasant side effects of having sexual relations, like STD's and teen pregnancies.

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  2. Hi everybody,

    thanks for your comments which I love. I visited you all back, and left comments whenever I could.

    Rachel Joy, your profile is 'protected' so I couldn't visit your website.

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  3. I had to check. . . it's a real website. Gotta love that they're teaching abstinence. Wow, I'm so not ready for all of that. I have a good couple years before I have to deal with that. I hope. Thanks for stopping by the S&R weekend hop!

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  5. Just found you through Bee Friendly Friday.

    This was absolutely hilarious! Now if only this would work on some adults who would be smart to keep their pants on. *sigh*. Thanks for sharing!

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