Concerning: Disqualification from Mom of the year award
Dear sir, mrs,
We regret to inform you that you have been disqualified from the Mom of the Year election. You have been found guilty of gross negligence, and unforgivable nonchalance.
Guilty of not throroughly reading the school news letter
By nót thoroughly studying the school news letter, ánd memorizing it, you sent your son to school without the requested Christmas paraphernalia. Thus making your son the only child in class unable to create a Chrismas wreath. No doubt your son shall carry the memory of the day his mom sent him to school without the necessary stúff, with him for the rest of his life.
Your excuse is inexcusable
Your excuse: ‘Yes but, but I thought it wás next week,’ is not appreciated. There are no excuses for this kind of sloppiness. Neither is your story that you’ll be moving to the country and saying you sometimes feel ‘overwhelmed’.
So we’re sure you’ll understand your participation in the Mother of the Year election is no longer appreciated.
yours sincerely and also smugly,
Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Mr.T, George Clooney and Brad Pitt