My husband gets a Christmas package from his work.
My daughter gets a Christmas package from her work.
I, however, get no Christmas package from my work.
Because as a SAHM, I’m supposed to be satisfied with love and kisses. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t appreciate being paid with love. But I would also appreciate a Christmas package!
So I decided to make my own. I mean, if no one else is going to do it, I suppose I’ll have to do it myself. Just like everything else!
- 100 spoons of love
- 200 cans of psychotherapy
- 1 Get Out Of the House Free Card
- Six ounces of TLC
- One massage
- One really big Amazon.com gift voucher
- Lots of chocolate