Suspicious package found at Honolulu International Airport
Wordless Wednesday
Why? Because.
I was sitting at the therapist's office with my eldest son. He was diagnosed with PDD-NOS when he was eleven, and when he hit puberty he had some trouble remembering the meaning of life. Of course I tóld him what the meaning of life was, but he wasn't impressed. So I took him so see...
Yet another victory for Mom Vader
I am mom. I am Mom Vader. I am.... invincible!
Young love
Six hours, that's how long my eldest daughter's very first Relationship lasted. But when her new love felt the need to publish his love for her on Facebook, with some heartfelt lines, she ended it immediately. 'And he even wanted to see me every day!' she explained, looking exasperated. An hour later a message appeared...
Bird Watching
Deep down I've always known: I should have been the mom of one of those nature children. You know, the kind that plays outside all day? The fact that my kids are glued to their WII, Computer and Nintendo's, is obviously the result of too much city living. So now that we live in the...
Boomerang Syndrome
Moving house is a process. A process in which you have to let go of the old, and embrace the new. Because I felt it was important the kids were aware of this process, I felt it was my maternal duty to remind them about our upcoming move. Repetitively. So when I served them macaroni...
Dubious bouquet...
Wordless Wednesday
Saying goodbye
When I walked my two youngest to school last Monday I, whispered: 'Ot and Pete, do you realize this is the very last Monday we'll be walking this way to school? After we move to the country, we'll have to ride bíkes to get to your new school.' And when Tuesday arrived, I announced in...
Colour explosion
Wordless Wednesday
Exciting riddle: What am I?
I'm surrounded by little people who fondle themselves in public. They don't even try to hide they're cheating during board games, and they shop for candy without paying if I don't pay attention. They show me their new underpants without any shame, and they share their intimate toilet habits with me. They're often hard to...
