There's a fairy in my garden!

Bob the Builder, a well known handyman, has become the victim of what the police refer to as 'The Limber'. Bob was found with his hands cruelly separated from his body. Bob's hand was taped to his arm Luckily Bob managed to tape one of his hands back on. When we asked Bob for a...

It sounds like the title of a children's book: The wind chimes that didn't chime. However, in this case it's less poetic, and more of a case of buying something that's not what you thought. I bought these lovely looking bells which I thought were wind chimes. But they're definitely not wind chimes... Not wind...

Are children expensive? It depends. If you deck your baby out in the Armani Baby range of clothes, then sure: kids are expensive. Kids are as expensive as you you make them But there's a lot to be said for the argument that kids are expensive as you make them. For example, when I had my...

This vintage looking little boy was found at a local thrift shop. No one liked it, except me. It's the little boy that maybe Santa forgot, but I won't!

Hi, we're Bert, Barry and Brian! My cousin Hank is a butcher by trade. He's got his own pen. Usually he's got about three pigs in there, having a great life. And when they're nice and fat, my cousin Hank takes them on a trip, and butchers them. And then the whole family eats them....

My sixteen year old son was getting ready for school and his presentation about Addiction and Environmental issues. So I wished him good luck, and started to climb the mountain that is our laundry. I forgot my opinions! Like the seven dwarfs, I like to sing while working. But just as I was trying to...