Rock bottom
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
As a mom of five kids, who like to talk to me all at the same time, I'm very fond of Universal Answers. That way they all feel like I've given them the time of day, and no one feels neglected. Universal answers Take for example the universal: 'Uh-huh'. But 'Hmhm' also deserves a mention!...
My son Piet (6) has set his sights on a waveboard, which is a bit like a skateboard, only much more difficult. We'll rent one first 'We'll go and rent one first,' I told him 'cause I'm frugal that way. 'But it's probably not for rent mommy,' Piet whined. 'Well that would be your bad...
I was in the kitchen peeling the potatoes when suddenly I heard this loud wailing. It was my son Ot, giving a heart wrenching solo, while cradling his left arm like a beloved newborn. So I opened the kitchen window and shouted: 'What happened, what happened?!' Piet hit Ot with a stick! 'Piet hit Ot...
I'm surrounded by little people who fondle themselves in public. They don't even try to hide they're cheating during board games, and they shop for candy without paying if I don't pay attention. They show me their new underpants without any shame, and they share their intimate toilet habits with me. They're often hard to...
Panting with admiration I watched a documentary featuring a father of 12. He stayed so cool, even though havoc surrounded him! So that's how to do it! I sat on the edge of my couch when he told the audience how he maintained his cool under the pressure of such a big family. His precise...
Sounds that require immediate action on your part: The scraping sound of a kitchen chair, pushed across the kitchen floor. The rustling sound of candy, secretively being unwrapped. A door that is closed ever so gently. But above all, these words: 'Mom, I'm not doing anything!' So if you'll excuse me!
I have not heard that one yet!! Oh thanks for giving me something to look forward to!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Yes...because shadows have feelings to (Peter Pan) 😉
Well there's not place but up from here.