Rock bottom
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
Did I tell my kids about the birds and the bees? 'Now did I, or did I nót, tell the kids all about the birds and the bees?' I often wonder. But because my kids ask a lot of questions, usually when I'm trying to enjoy my meal, I decide: 'I'm sure I did!' I...
My sons Pete is very loud. He shouts a lot. I think all that shouting means he's got a surplus of energy. So, if I make sure his energy level goes down, he should shout less! I put my thinking cap on and came up with this brilliant mathematical equation: Pete has got to much...
My fourteen year old son sat on the couch, and subjected me to his music, which made me yearn for an acute loss of hearing. While he was torturing me, he chatted with a friend on his Facebookpage. I couldn't help but take a peek. Whát is he saying?! 'Have you finally gotten a real...
Moving house is a process. A process in which you have to let go of the old, and embrace the new. Because I felt it was important the kids were aware of this process, I felt it was my maternal duty to remind them about our upcoming move. Repetitively. So when I served them macaroni...
I went to pick up my two youngest sons from a playdate, and there on the dining roomtable, lay the remnants of a game of Monopoly. Four players There'd obviously been four players, and judging from the different piles of money one of them was rich enough to buy the White House, and the second...
I was taking a shower, enjoying some peace and quiet. Then my eldest son ran in, with barely concealed glee, brandishing a note. The note read: 'Fuk'. 'Mommy! That's the word daddy said! I wrote it down so I could show you, because we're not allowed to use thóse words!' I frowned sternly, partly because...
I have not heard that one yet!! Oh thanks for giving me something to look forward to!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Yes...because shadows have feelings to (Peter Pan) 😉
Well there's not place but up from here.